I had an experience this weekend while riding horses that reminded me of marketing ... well, actually, it reminded me of marketing failures. Here is a lesson in how to sabotage your marketing efforts.
It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon, and I decided to go for a ride with my big horse: 17 hands and 1,500 lbs of temperament. (For purposes of our lesson, let's liken this to a seemingly profitable marketing opportunity, such as a hosted client appreciation workshop with 50 of your top referral source's best clients. Considering the potential up and down sides of this opportunity, I think it likens very well to 17 hands and 1,500 lbs of temperament!)
The first thing I did was try to tack and saddle two horses at the same time, so my fiance could ride, too. (Read: juggling too many things at once, not giving the 1,500-lb temperamental opportunity my full attention!) Then, I tried to turn a third horse out of the barn, and in so doing, I managed to knock the barn gate off its hinges, whilst having the reins of the 17-hand, temperamental horse in my hand. This startled the temperamental horse. (This is not unlike arriving late to the client appreciation workshop, not terribly late, but late enough that your top referral source now has sweaty palms.)
I helped my fiance get onto the steady-eddie horse and sent them off across the field. Then, I climbed up on the step ladder (remember, this horse is 17-hands tall!), slipped my left foot into the stirrup and ... the saddle slid a bit. I recalled that this temperamental horse is also a professional bloater, and realized (too late) that he had been holding his breath while I cinched the girth. I swung my leg up and over his back and settled into the saddle ... sort of cock-eyed, if you will. (To continue our marketing analogy, this is the part where the overhead projector fails to light up.) Seated way-up-there, I thought to myself, "This is not good."
(Okay, isn't this just what you think when the overhead projector fails to light up?)
So, I decided to dis-mount and start over. I put my weight back onto my left foot, swung my right foot out of the stirrup and ... the saddle slid again. This time, down the side of my 17-hand, 1,500-lb temperamental horse. I fell off. Into the step ladder. Which crashed into the 17-hand, 1,500 lb temperamental horse.
Who began to buck.
Across the field.
With a saddle (and stirrups) dangling from his belly.
I had visions of hooves stuck into stirrups and my BELOVED 17-hand, 1,500 lb temperamental horse breaking his beautiful neck. (Arghhh!)
"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!" I cried.
My horse ran into a fence. He bucked 20 more feet. He snorted. He screamed. He stopped.
Finally. He stood stock-still, saddle dangling from his belly. No broken neck, no tangled hooves, no harm done.
I crawled up underneath my beloved 17-hand, 1,500 lb temperamental horse and removed the offending saddle. Whew!
In the world of horses, we call this a good day, because
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There is nothing wrong with the saddle.
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There also is nothing with the horse. He was fine standing there while I got on. He was fine until I got off. His hysterical bucking reaction was "normal" for a horse that just got slammed into by a step ladder and with a saddle hanging from his belly. Right?
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The horse calmed down. (Yay! Horse!) He stood calmly while I crawled underneath him to remove the saddle. (Again, Yay! Horse!)
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Everyone is still alive and (relatively) unscathed.
What does this mean for marketing?
FOCUS on the important stuff
That's it. Just FOCUS on what's important. When you have a 17-hand, 1,500-lb, temperamental marketing opportunity, recognize that and give it the time and attention it deserves. And if, for some reason, everything falls apart and the opportunity goes bucking off across the field, dragging a saddle from its belly ... don't blame the opportunity. And ... don't just stand there. Holler WHOA! Crawl under the danged thing and FIX it!
Live to ride another day.